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STORIES
from “The 8th day of the week" :
Sausage Playing Golf
- This is the eighth day of the week, anything is possible
in the eighth day of the week, even a sausage can play golf!
If you don't believe us join the sausage club clan and start
playing golf with us right now! We will all become sausages
by the end of the night so give it up for the sausages playing
golf and "Mangro the Gambler" the pioneer and mastermind
of the club!
Shazad the Bugbuster
- This is the true story of how I met Shazad. My friend Ali
told me there was a big event at Epsom Derby (London) for
a horse race and that we should go work as security officers.
The "security job" was actually telling cars that
they couldn't go this way but thay had to go the other way
around to exit the horse race track. Me and Shazad were in
control of the same street but no cars were passing so we
had nothing to do. However many bugs were getting stuck in
our yellow florescent jackets so Shazad started picking bugs
of my shirt. I thought it was cool how he looked at me with
his long beard and hypnotic eyes and took bugs of my shirt
so I started taking bugs off of him to. The bugbuster crew
was born, "put your hands up, take the bugs off".
We talked a lot too and listened to mass on his MP3 player.
Even though we only spent 8 hours together taking bugs off
each other's shirt I feel like we are friends and represent
the bugbuster crew!
Dick Dragon
- Dick Dragon, a drunk wannabe pornstar, is desperately in
love with Sue Ellen. Will Dick Dragon succeed in getting Sue
Ellen's melons or will Sue Ellen's protective daddy stop her
from the bad influence of Dick Dragon?
Africa Syniah
- Big up all Rastafarian community, all the 12 tribes, Nyabingie,
Orthodox, Bobo Shanti. This is the true story of a Rastafarian
family I met on the beach. Africa Syniah the children is the
future!
STORIES
from “Move It”:
Tomby the
Wizard – Annancy is desperately
in love with Justina, Jamaica’s most beautiful girl.
However he has no chance therefore his only hope is to ask
the old powerful wizard Tomby for help. Tomby asks Annancy
for a 3 pence coin and reassures him that the girl will be
his. The next day Tomby gives the coin to Justina and asks
her to buy him some powder for his medicine in the market.
On her way to the market, Justina meets her friend “Princes
Johnson” who warns her that if you take money from a
wizard a spell will be cast on you. Justina is worried and
tries to give the coin back to Tomby, but it is too late and
there is no going back. She will marry Annancy and have a
nice family with many kids.
From Bombay
to Shanghai - The trip begins in Bombay
where I go to visit Bollywood. On my way to the temple of
Shiva I meet some farmers who take me to hunt for the king
Cobra. In the temple of Shiva I pray, meditate and practice
yoga. When I get to Shanghai I am mislead by the provocative
behaviour of Lu Lan. She invites me to go to her house and
I am in ecstasy but 7 big men stop us and surround me. Lu
Lan starts laughing when one of them runs away with all my
money. Before they beat me up, Wang Dun shows up and saves
me giving the 6 big men a lesson with his martial arts skills
and then tells me not to worry, because he will show me the
real ecstasy in Shanghai!
7 Monkeys
Hold Up – 7 friends
decide to rob the Las Vegas “Sunshine Casino”
on Halloween night all dressed up like monkeys. After taking
all the money, a spectacular car chase scene begins on the
streets of Las Vegas but they won’t catch us!
STORIES
from “A Million Stories”:
When I composed the music for these songs I was thinking
of stories about my life experiences mixed with a little bit
of imagination. For this reason, I named this collection “A
Million Stories”.
Back to the Land of Nowhere
– I wake up one morning as usual, take my car and go
to work. Suddenly I feel trapped in a tunnel from which I
cannot escape and forced to go back to a place where I don’t
want to go, where everything disappears, a place that doesn’t
exist. I am back to the land of nowhere.
Desert Girl
- I am lost in a desert with no food, no water, completely
disoriented. The night comes down and I keep walking until
I fall to the ground almost dead. A windstorm follows and
from the clouds a girl that resembles a goddess comes down
and casts a spell on me.
The desert becomes a green garden with waterfalls and trees. I wake up listening to her song.
We fall in love but then I realize I have to go because the
spell will fade away in air soon. The scene moves to the ocean
where I disappear for a distant land.
The Spell –
Part of Desert Girl.
Jungle Boy
- Is a dialogue between me and the projection of me in a distant
galaxy. In this distant galaxy I live in the jungle and play
dangerous games. I ask my other self “why?” and
he replies “Now you want to know the truth”. Sometimes
it’s better not to know the answer to a question you
might ask yourself and leave space to imagination
The Chase –
When writing this song, I was thinking of a chase scene from
a 70’s action movie like Shaft, Starsky and Hutch or
Bruce Lee.
Hypnotic Dance
– In a far away country, I participate in a ritual of
the snake dance. Along with the snake, a girl with dark eyes
is dancing and staring at me. After seducing me, I remain
completely hypnotized by her.
Time In Transit -
There is no beginning and no end, the end is a new beginning.
Time can be a circle or a straight line. May apocalypse come,
time will always be in transit.
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